Since last week, I’ve finished The Truth About Celia and read Ship of Fools. With The Truth About Celia, Brockmeier was a true master of his craft; the tale was poignant and whimsical and wholly engaging. Go read it. Ship of Fools, on the other hand, was a rather middling science fiction story. It introduced some interesting ideas but failed to really climax, which was a bit of a disappointment. I don’t really want to talk about books in detail today… so I’ll steal (and modify) a book survey from one of my favorite interneters. Thanks Hayely. I know you guys are super excited to read all of my wonderfully insightful, thought-provoking responses, so I won’t make you wait any longer.
And go!
1. What author do you own the most books by?
Probably either Anne McCaffery or Brian Jacques. There was a wonderful used book store near my house when I was younger and I read (and bought) all of the Pern and Redwall books that I could find. Definitely a pair of great series for fostering an appreciation of fantasy.
2. What book do you own the most copies of?
The Hobbit. I have two paperback copies (one is part of an old boxed set) and I also have an annotated hardcover version with lots of awesome, old-timey sketches. This was my favorite book for a large period of my life. In addition to the three books, I also checked out the “books on tape” version from the library and made a copy of it when I was in middle school. I listened to it as I feel asleep for quite a few years. <3 J.R.R.
3. What fictional character are you secretly in love with?
Atticus Finch. What’s not to love? The man is truly remarkable.
4. What book have you read the most times in your life?
I’m not a big re-reader of books. There are sooooooooo many different titles to pick from – I feel like it’s a bit of a waste to reread something when you could be reading something new instead. That being said, I have re-read the first eight books of The Wheel of Time three times because it’s impossible to remember everything that happens in that ridiculous story and I got so damn excited every time a new volume came out and couldn’t help but want to continue reading the series immediately. I’ve since learned my lesson. I refuse to touch any of those books until it’s FINALLY (pseudo)completed… probably around the year 2025.
5. What was your favorite book when you were ten years old?
The Adventures of Tom Sawyer. Mark Twain is the greatest American author of all time. Seriously.
6. What is the worst book you’ve read in the past year?
If Minds Had Toes by Lucy Eyre. This book sounds like it’s going to be so neat, but it has zero plot and zero interesting characters and was zero fun. Maybe it wasn’t the worst book I’ve read in the past year, but it was certainly the most disappointing because it sounded like it had such potential. I feel perfectly justified in putting it here. Blech.
7. What is the best book you’ve read in the past year?
This is difficult. “Best” could mean quite a few different things. Best at making me laugh? Best at making me think? Best at making me feel? Anything by Kevin Brockmeier could certainly qualify as “best”. So could Wuthering Heights or The Road. Take your pick!
8. If you could force everyone to read one book, what would it be?
Man, I’d love it if I could just force everyone to read any one book. Reading is seriously one of the best ways to spend your time. It’s fun and it makes you think and it improves your vocabulary and it educates you and even if you read a clunker, you’ve still improved yourself in some way when you’ve finished. What else does all of these things? Nothing! We’re indebted to all of the authors out there. Famous or not, you guys are awesome. But, uh… go read A Confederacy of Dunces. It’s funny.
9. What book would you most like to see made into a movie?
Hmmm. Most book-movies are terribly disappointing. Children’s books seem to have a much easier time making this transition, so maybe a film based on The Great Brain books? That could be very cool.
10. What book would you least like to see made into a movie?
Anything that would make a casting director even consider calling in Paris Hilton. Yuck-o.
11. Describe your weirdest dream involving a writer, book, or literary character.
Sadly, I am the worst dream-rememberer EVER. I know, I’m such a disappointment. I am positive that in forgetting my dreams I’m missing out on an integral part of the human experience, and I should definitely remedy this somehow. Are there ways to improve dream-memory? I’ll have to investigate this…
12. What is the most lowbrow book you’ve read as an adult?
Lowbrow… I’m going to assume this means vulgar? Not the biggest fan of things most people would label as being lowbrow… I suppose that Sock by Penn Jillette (of Penn and Teller) had a pretty uncultured flavor to it. That guy is crazy.
13. What is the most difficult book you’ve ever read?
I really struggled with The Scarlet Letter. I never got excited about it and failed to put in the requisite effort in order to enjoy and benefit from it. I’ll try again sometime when it’s not required reading for school… maybe that will help.
14. What is the most obscure Shakespeare play you’ve seen?
I believe that I have only seen Twelfth Night and Othello. Neither of those is obscure in the least. For shame.
15. What is the biggest or most embarrassing gap in your reading?
Seems like you can’t have any single area well covered without leaving large holes everywhere else. I’m positive that I haven’t read 99% of what many scholars would consider “classics”. Maybe someday I’ll be a true literati.
16. What is your favorite novel?
Bah. Too hard. Cat’s Cradle is really good.
17. Play?
Something by Neil Simon. I’ll take a comedy over a tragedy any day.
18. Poem?
Most things by Robert Frost are beautiful and simple and amazing, but If by Kipling might be my favorite.
19. Work of non-fiction?
I recently read Yes Man. That was quite superb. I’m also very fond of nature writings… Thoreau is amazing.
20. Who is your favorite writer?
Hmmm. Bill Watterson. The man never let me down (aside from the fact that he stopped writing).
21. Who is the most overrated writer alive today?
Maybe Dan Brown? This assumes overratedness correlates to the number of copies sold and accompanying commercial success as opposed to undeserved praise from critics. That being said, I’ve only read excerpts of his work so this assessment is not the most founded.
22. What is your desert island book?
I’d probably cheat and grab some sort of anthology. This would be a good one to have. Or maybe something like this. Seems like the latter might help you appreciate the wilderness aspect of being on a desert island, thereby decreasing the likelihood of you going nuts. That would certainly be a plus.
23. And… what are you reading right now?
I’ve just started Celestial Matters by Richard Garfinkle.
Obviously I didn’t spend a ton of time thinking about these answers, so don’t judge me too much. I’m sick of being in front of my computer… I think I’ll go grab a snack and READ. You should, too (nothing complements reading quite like Cheez-Its).
See y’all soon.
Books read in 2009: 51
2009 pace: 79 books
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